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Original Air Date: 07/15/12
Is the American government guilty of making some genetic half-human/half-fish/demon spawn abomination? Yes and they have been “mixing” the Human DNA sequence with many other creatures to simple “see what would happen”. In the respect the movies are right, its all fun and games until the “monkey” gets tire of being caged and decides to use his man-given intelligence and destory us all. And in the even, if given it all to do over again, the scientist would make little to no apologies for trying to play God. These creatures are the equivalent to demons, they are soulless and have no remorse, empathy, sympathy and like most animals that lack the quality of mercy.
I guess this type of programming beats the likes of Jersey Shore or America’s Got Talent but even I know when a “hypothesis” is just that until its investigative conclusions has be supported by facts and yes- reality. Unfortunately, I can say I sat through this mess of a 2-hour long program that featured wild assumptions, crazy conclusions and was drenched in something out of a George Lucas film.
Having recently watched an episode of South Park- I came away with the following quote from an episode titled “Go God Go” in which Mr. Garrison has to explain to his elementary class the theory of evolution:
The Quote goes something like this:
Mr. Garrison: All right, kids, it is now my job to teach you the theory of evolution.
Mr. Garrison: Now I, for one, think evolution is a bunch of *bullcrap*! But I’ve been told I have to teach it to you anyway. It was thought up by Charles Darwin and it goes something like this…
Mr. Garrison: In the beginning, we were all fish. Okay? Swimming around in the water. And then one day a couple of fish had a retard baby, and the retard baby was different, so it got to live. So Retard Fish goes on to make more retard babies, and then one day, a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with its…
Mr. Garrison: …mutant fish hands… and it had butt sex with a squirrel or something and made this. Retard frog-sqirrel, and then *that* had a retard baby which was a… monkey-fish-frog… And then this monkey-fish-frog had butt sex with that monkey, and that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey… and that made you!
So there you go! You’re the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel! Congratulations!
It appears the creators of South park may have struck gold because many scientist would support this jaded view of the “evolution” of man- if there was any. I am sorry, but call me what you will I have a huge problem believing our ancestors retreated to the water and evolved into something out of Kevin Costners film Waterworld.
I would believe that these scientist found the remains of a military experiment. Am I the only one that still has the Dark Angel starring Jessica Alba series- in which the government trains a group of genetically advanced humans or super soldiers who eventually escape and end up rather than assimilating into the world they are labelled as freaks and many die- remember Manticore?
We know the government lies all the time, the lie about unemployment, they loosed diseases on the masses to study the effects and to rid the world of genetical undesirables, we know they created HIV to free Africa of the natives, they indefinitely intern people for no reason, they create natural disasters, they topple warlords and foreign governments to satisfy their insatiable lust for power and total control over the masses- this is all true.
What made me laugh abut this presentation, was that none of the scientist were willing to connect the dots and realize that number one you can’t blackmail the government and number two- if something like this is being published on the Discovery Channel than it can be argued that its 95% smoke and mirrors sanctioned by the government to silence naysayers and conspiracy theorists.
Overall, it was an entertaining notion to see Ariel and the mer-people swim around and to actually have educated individuals speculate anything other than government cover up and government human experiments is simply unwise.
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