Why Magic Mike and Channing Tatum Suck!

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I don’t know about you but when did Channing Tatum become sexy or even remotely attractive? Yes, I enjoyed him in Step-Up and a number of different films but the mediocre rise of these mildly-retarded looking guy is sad. Yes, America Hollywood is trying to sell us on the ‘Hollywood Fact’ that the ‘retarded look’  is the new fad and Channing Tatum is at the top of that dumb as a doornail pile.

Now, you may think I am being unnecessarily hard on a guy I neither know nor even remotely stack up to in terms of talent- but I will argue (until the end of time) that being an actor or an actress takes little to no talent because animals can be trained to do it. Yet and still, the film Magic Mike is being marketed to 50-year overweight soccer Moms and tween’s.

Women, the next time your husband parks in front of the computer screen with a gallon of lube and some Kleenex- know its your fault. How is a movie, being sold on sex alone any different than glorified Hollywood sanctioned pornography? You want to teach young men to look at the mind versus the breast of women but yet you drool at the very thought of seeing Tatum’s bulge.

Is it not safe to say, that a relationship built on sex alone will never last. Also, at what point does the CDC quarantine every person under the age of 83? Sexually transmitted diseases are on the rise and many diseases and disease mutations go undiagnosed.  It’s not that everyone is immoral- its just that until you get pregnant from a door knob will you advocate morality or when some sex-crazed guy is following you down a dark alley- do you now believe that Hollywood maybe pushing young men and now young women toward Herpes, Syphilis and Gonorrhea in grade school. Hey, what better way to learn a disease than to catch it (because remember they are going to do it anyway)

So, when your sitting in the theater rubbing you leg against the bodily fluid left by the last overweight chunky monkey- remember you only have yourself to blame because you paid to be an absolute moran both at home and waiting at the box-office.

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